Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Mo' Money, Mo' Problems -- Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Ma$e


"Mo' Money, Mo' Problems," by Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Ma$e

Released: 1997

Song sentiment: Wealth causes grief, but we pursue it nevertheless and are thrilled about it.

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Analyzed lyrics in black

INTRO

I'm coming out. Oh. I'm coming. I'm coming out. I'm coming.

I am exiting a structure, making a ceremonial debut and/or revealing myself to be a homosexual.

VERSE 1 (Mase)

Now, who's hot, who not? Tell me who rock, who sell out in the stores. You tell me who flopped, who copped the blue drop. Who jewels got robbed, who's mostly Dolce down to the tube socks? The same ol pimp: Ma$e. You know ain't nuttin changed but my limp. Can't stop till I see my name on a blimp. Guarantee a million sales pullin all the love. You don't believe in Harlem World n---- Double Up. We don't play around, it's a bet lay it down. N----- didn't know me '91, bet they know me now. I'm the young Harlem n---- with the golden sound. Can't no PhD n----- hold me down, Cooter. Schooled me to the game, now I know my duty. Stay humble, stay low, blow like Hootie. True pimp n----- spend no dough on the booty. And then ya yell there go Mase, there go your cutie.

At this time, which individuals have a temperature, and which do not? Inform me as to who performs music and whose recordings are so sought-after that retail outlets lack the inventory to satisfy demand? Enlighten me as to who was unsuccessful and who obtained a small amount of Windex. Which individuals had their precious stones swiped from their possession, and who wears an expensive brand of clothes on both their upper and lower body? I am Ma$e and still supervise prostitutes. I am exactly the same except for the irregular way I hobble. I will discontinue my pursuits once "Ma$e" is written on a nearby dirigible. I promise that my recordings will reach platinum status and that I will be adored. If you are not confident in my debut album, listen to the album I will release in two years. Gamble. Those who were unaware of me six years ago are, I imagine, more likely to be aware of me now. I am from a predominantly African-American neighborhood in northern Manhattan, and the vibrations emitted from my vocal chords are as precious as an expensive yellow rock that sparked massive westward movement in the 1800s. Those who have earned a doctorate cannot defeat me in a wrestling match. I may have just called you a vagina. I have learned the rules of the entertainment industry and am familiar with my obligations. Those include -- ironically, given everything I have just said -- not being arrogant and not drawing attention to myself. I will also expel wind from my mouth like a generic rock band that was popular for about two years in the mid-'90s. Because I genuinely supervise prostitutes I will have no need to employ the services of any of them. You may then consider me your boyfriend.

CHORUS

I don't know what they want from me. It's like the more money we come across, the more problems we see. (Repeat)

Others need to clarify their requests. The situation seems to be that our increasing discovery of capital is correlated with an increase in visible dilemmas.

VERSE 2 (Puff Daddy)

Yeah yeah, ahaha, it's the D to-the A to the D-D-Y. I know you'd rather see me die than to see me fly. I call all the shots, rip all the spots, rock all the rocks, cop all the drops. I know you thinkin' now when all the ballin' stops, n---- never home. Gotta call me on the yacht. Ten years from now we'll still be on top. Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop. Now whatcha gonna do wit a crew that got money much longer than yours and a team much stronger than yours? Violate me, this'll be your day, we don't play and mess around, be D.O.A., be on your way 'cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here. For you to shine here, deal with many women but treat dimes fair, and I'm bigger than the city lights down in Times Square. Yeah, yeah yeah.

Yes. I can spell the latter half of one of my many stage names. You would prefer not living to watching me get airborne. I am autonomous, popular in concert, a wearer of jewelry and a procurer of convertibles. The best way to reach me is by telephone while I am sailing. Ma$e, Notorious B.I.G. and I will be the most popular rappers until 2007. I may have already mentioned these long-term goals to you. What are your intentions with us, given our superior wealth and vigor? If you attempt to assault me, we will kill you. So leave, because this venue lacks ample temperal flexibility and citrus fruit. If you stay, your success will depend on the just treatment of both females and 10-cent coins, or perhaps marijuana. Also, my sense of self-worth, analogous to manmade light, exceeds that of the illuminated signs in a five-block area of New York City popular among tourists. Yes.

(CHORUS)

VERSE 3 (Notorious B.I.G.)

Uhh, uhh. B-I-G P-O, P-P-A. No info, for the, D.E.A. Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant. Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement. My team supreme, stay clean. Triple beam. Lyrical dream, I be that cat you see at all events bent, gats in holsters girls on shoulders. Playboy, I told ya, bring ya might to me, bruise too much, I lose too much. Step on stage the girls boo too much. I guess it's cause you run with lame dudes too much. Me lose my touch, never that. If I did, ain't no problem to get the gat. Where the true players at? Throw your rolees in the sky wave em side to side and keep your hands high while I give your girl the eye, player please. Lyrically, n---- see B.I.G. be flossin jig on the cover of Fortune, Five double oh, here's my phone number, your man ain't got to know, I got the dough, got the flow down pizzat, platinum plus like thizzat, dangerous on trizzack, leave your ass blizzack.

Yes. I can spell one of my many stages names. I refuse to cooperate with the Drug Enforcement Agency. My candid narcotics use frustrates the agency's employees so much that they monitor my communications. However, those with whom I work are sober. A scale used to weigh drugs. Aspirations of being a rap star. I am the one who stars in concerts where the patrons carry guns and lift women up so they can get a better view. I previously said to you, promiscuous man, that any attempts to demonstrate your masculinity will result in tender blue marks on your flesh, and I will suffer excessive losses. And women don't care for your performances because your friends are disabled. My ability to entertain is everlasting; but even if it's not, that's OK because I will just shoot somebody. Pardon, but have you seen honest individuals engaged in a game? Thrust your expensive watches upward and swing them to and fro. While you are distracted with that, I will flirt with your date. I will tell her I am rich and have been featured flaunting my riches on a magazine about those who flaunt their riches, and that I am good at rapping and successful and that she should cheat on you.

(CHORUS)

Sunday, August 22, 2010

To Love You More -- Celine Dion




“To Love You More,” by Celine Dion



Released: 1995

Song sentiment: I am convinced that between me and this other girl you’ve been going out with, I’m the one who is more suited to you, and even though we are no longer together and there is no real evidence to support my claim that I’m a better choice of girlfriend for you, I’m convinced that deep down, you agree with me on that point and we should resume our relationship.

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Analyzed lyrics in black

VERSE 1
Take me back into the arms I love. Need me like you did before. Touch me once again, and remember when there was no one that you wanted more.

Return me to the forelimbs with which I am enamored. Require my presence in the same manner as on previous occasions. Place your fingers upon my person one additional time and recall a specific instance in which you desired me with greater intensity than any other person.


VERSE 2
Don't go, you know you’ll break my heart. She won't love you like I will. I'm the one who'll stay when she walks away, and you know I'll be standing here still.

I demand that you stay in this location as you are, in fact, aware that your leaving will cause me to suffer a serious cardiac avulsion. The other woman you are considering leaving me for will not be able to provide a level of affection that is commensurate with what I am prepared to offer you. Only I will remain in this location upon the moment she inevitably makes a retreat, and furthermore, you possess the knowledge that I will remain in an upright position on this very spot.

CHORUS

I'll be waiting for you here inside my heart. I'm the one who wants to love you more. You will see I can give you everything you need. Let me be the one to love you more.

In the future, I will anticipate your return as I remain in this location, which is within the muscular organ that supplies oxygen-rich blood to all of my organs. I am the individual who wishes to experience an emotion of deep affection for you and forge a connection with you that is greater than what you would have with that other woman you’re considering being with. You will find that I am in a position to be able to provide you with all of items represented in Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, from the basics of food and shelter up to the ability to achieve self-actualization. Allow me the opportunity to take on the role as the individual who experiences an emotion of deep affection for you and forges a connection with you that is greater than that other woman you’re considering being with.



VERSE 3
See me as if you never knew. Hold me so you can't let go. Just believe in me. I will make you see all the things that your heart needs to know.

Look at me like you possessed zero awareness or understanding of anything at any time, ever. Keep me in your grasp so tightly that it is impossible for you to relax your grip. Simply credit my existence. I am planning to cause your eyes to send signals to your brain that result in your perception of visual stimuli that represent everything that your cardiac muscle requires in terms of knowledge, assuming that it were to possess its own brain.

CHORUS

BRIDGE
And some way all the love that we had can be saved. Whatever it takes we'll find a way.

Believe me, I will make you see all the things that your heart needs to know.


In addition, there exists a path wherein the feelings of deep affection and connection that we possessed in the past may potentially be salvaged. Regardless of the actions that must be performed in order to make the aforementioned happen, we will stumble across this pathway.

Accept what I am saying as the truth, I will cause you to be able to visualize everything that your cardiac muscle requires in terms of knowledge, assuming that it were to possess its own brain.

MODIFIED CHORUS

I’ll be.
Waiting for you, here inside my heart, I’m the one who wants to love you more. Can’t you see I can give you everything you need? Let me be the one to love you more.

I will exist.
Ancitipating your return as I remain in this location, which is within the muscular organ that supplies oxygen-rich blood to all of my organs. I am the individual who wishes to experience an emotion of deep affection for you and forge a connection with you that is greater than that other woman you’re considering being with. Are you unable to comprehend that I am in a position to be able to provide you with all of items represented in Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, from the basics of food and shelter up to the ability to achieve self-actualization? Allow me the opportunity to take on the role as the individual who experiences an emotion of deep affection for you and forges a connection with you that is greater than that other woman you’re considering being with.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.



Either an interjection commonly used to express surprise, acknowledgement, or comprehension of new information, or the 15th letter of the alphabet, repeated 84 times.


Sunday, August 8, 2010

Shake Your Bon-Bon -- Ricky Martin

"Shake Your Bon-Bon," by Ricky Martin

Released: 2000

Song sentiment: I am a voyeur who would like to see you wiggle your buttocks in various unlikely scenarios.

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Analyzed lyrics in black

VERSE 1

I'm a desperado underneath your window. I see your silhouette. Are you my Juliet? I feel a mad connection with your body. Shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon. I wanna be your lover, your only latin lover. We'll go around the world in a day. Don't say no, no. Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon.

I am an outlaw of the American frontier, lusting after you as I stare at you through a hole in your wall. Do you love me enough to kill yourself? I know our physical beings are crazily linked. Wiggle your buttocks. I would like to be the only Hispanic person with whom you copulate. We will circumnavigate the globe within 24 hours. You may not refuse. Wiggle your buttocks.

CHORUS

Hola Amiga, hola Amiga. You're my temple of desire. We'll go around the world in a day. Don't say no, no. Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon.

Hi, friend. I open your body every week, step inside and worship temptation. We will circumnavigate the globe within 24 hours. You may not refuse. Wiggle your buttocks.

VERSE 2

You're a Mata Hari. I wanna know your story. In the Sahara sun I wanna be the one that's gonna come and take you, make you shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon. Up in the Himalayas, c'mon I wanna lay ya. We'll go around the world in a day. Don't say no, no. Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon.

You are a dead Dutch dancer whose life I would like to learn about. Amidst the blistering desert heat, I would care to kidnap you and force you to wiggle your buttocks. I want to fornicate with you on the world's highest mountain range, in Asia. We will circumnavigate the globe within 24 hours. You may not refuse. Wiggle your buttocks.

(CHORUS)

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Cannonball -- The Breeders

"Cannonball," by The Breeders

Released: 1993

Song sentiment: I'm high?

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Analyzed lyrics in black

VERSE 1A

Spitting in a wishing well. Blown to hell, crash. I'm the last splash. I know you little libertine. I know you're a real coocoo.

After people whisper their hopes into coins and throw them into an underground water source, I project my saliva there. A shift in the wind has sent something to Satan's domain, followed by a collision. After me, there will be no other showy displays. We have met, you diminutive, spiritually unharnessed thinker. I am also aware that you are mentally unsound, truly.

CHORUS

Want you, coocoo, cannonball. Want you, coocoo, cannonball. Hey now in the shade, in the shade. Hey now in the shade, in the shade.

There is a psychologically unhealthy aspect of my desire for a spherical piece of ammunition used hundreds of years ago in ground wars. Currently, I'm shielded from the sun.

VERSE 1B

I know you little libertine. I know you're a cannonball. I'll be your whatever you want. The bong in this reggae song.

We have met, you diminutive, spiritually unharnessed thinker. I'm aware that you were loaded into and then fired from a loud, destructive piece of artillery. Your desires will determine the form I take, even if that form is a marijuana pipe amidst a Jamaican ditty.

(MIXTURES OF PREVIOUS LINES)

Friday, August 6, 2010

Nookie -- Limp Bizkit



"Nookie," by Limp Bizkit

Released: 1999

Song sentiment: My girlfriend cheated on me, which was humiliating, but I only pursued the relationship for sex, so perhaps I have the last laugh.

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VERSE 1

I came into this world as a reject. Look into these eyes, then you'll see the size of the flames. Dwellin' on the past. It's burnin' in my brain. Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain. Hey I think about the day my girlie ran away with my pay, when fellas came to play, now she's stuck with my homeez that she fucked, and i'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat, like a chump, like a chump, etc.

When I was born, no one accepted me. My ocular organs are on fire. I spend undue time pondering history, which is why my brain is also on fire. Everyone who is on fire will be the wiser for it. One subject of my reminiscing is the incident in which the woman I was seeing fled on foot with compensation I had earned in my job. She did this when other men wanted to enjoy her company. This led to sexual intercourse, and now she is beholden to ties with those men that she might prefer not to have. Meanwhile, I feel embarrassed by my naivete, and it is uncomfortable to swallow. I am worthy of mockery for having been so foolish.

VERSE 2

Should i be feelin' bad? Should i be feelin' good? It's kinda sad i'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood. Hey, you would think that I'd be movin' on, but I'm a sucker like I said, fucked up in the head, not. And maybe she just made a mistake and I should give her a break. My heart'll ache either way. Hey, what the hell what you want me to say? I won't lie that I can't deny.

Is it more justifiable for me to be melancholy or cheerful? Unfortunately, those who live on my street guffaw at my misfortune. One might predict that I would not dwell on these issues, but as I have explained, I am naive and mentally disturbed. Or not? Also, it's possible that my girlfriend simply erred and that I should be less hard on her. Regardless, I will have cardiac discomfort. I'm unclear as to which words you would prefer I utter. It is not in my nature to deceive or mislead.

CHORUS

I did it all for the nookie, the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ***, stick it up your *** stick it up your ***, stick it up your ... (Repeat)

My actions were motivated by sex, by sex, so you have my permission to insert a popular baked treat into your sphincter.

VERSE 3

Why did it take so long? Why did I wait so long, huh, to figure it out? But I didn't, and I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it. I can't believe that I could be decieved by my so-called girl, but in reality had a hidden agenda. She put my tender heart in a blender and still I surrendered, like a chump, like a chump, etc.

What caused the excessive duration of time, and my deliberation in bringing my analysis to some fruitful conclusion? Actually, though, every human besides me reached that conclusion. It is remarkable that my girlfriend -- though that might not be the best title for her, given her lack of loyalty -- successfully lied to me. But someone was motivated by secret goals. She placed my main circulatory organ into a kitchen appliance that purees food. After that, my corpse admitted defeat, as if I were a naive person deserving of mockery.

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE

I'm only human. It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice. They'll tell you just let it go. It's easier said than done. I appreciate it, I do, but just leave me alone. Leave me alone. Just leave me alone. And nothing's gonna change 'cause you can go away, and I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same. I'm just gonna stay.

My species is none other than homo sapien. It takes little effort for one's comrades to offer guidance and to suggest releasing one's grip, although doing so is more challenging to act upon than it is to utter. I am thankful for such suggestions, but please stop bothering me. Stop bothering me. Simply stop bothering me. I am certain that conditions will not be altered because you are free to leave, while I intend never to change. I am simply going to remain where I am.

(CHORUS)

London Bridge -- Fergie





"London Bridge," by Fergie

Released: 2006

Song sentiment: I own some unstable real estate overseas, and I love to party.

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INTRO

Oh shit (oh shit). Oh shit (oh shit). Oh shit (oh shit). Are you ready for this? Oh shit (oh shit). Ohhhhh. It’s me, Fergie. The Pimp! Paulo! Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby?

Jeepers!! Are you prepared? I am the woman from Black Eyed Peas. The man who manages prostitutes! Some random guy! How are you, Fergie?

VERSE 1

When I come to the club, step aside. Part the seas, don’t be havin' me in the line. V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine. I’m Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time. All my girls get down on the floor, back to back, drop it down real low. I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho, ‘cause you know I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!

The crowd standing in my way at the discotheque should split in half and create a path for me because I am a very important person with oily skin, and I am vaguely racist toward Asians. My female friends squat and don't face each other while I, despite my good breeding, gyrate like a harlot. The consequences or implications of this are of no concern to me, so let's simply ignore them.

CHORUS

How come everytime you come around, my London, London bridge, wanna go down like, London, London, London, wanna go down like, London, London, London, we goin’ down like… (Repeat)

Why do your visits make a structure providing passage over the River Thames -- which I own -- desire its own collapse and, subsequently, prompt us to collapse?

VERSE 2

Now as the drinks start pouring, and my speech start slurring, everybody start looking real good. The Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose. Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels) It’s like everytime I get up on a dude, paparazzi put my business in the news. And I’m like, "Get up out my face!" (oh shit) before I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit). My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit) You got that? I got the bass.

Alcohol, particularly vodka, inhibits my ability to enunciate, makes others appear more attractive and enhances my desire for both sex and barefootedness. Seemingly, each time I engage in public displays of affection with men, freelance journalists whose job is to photograph public displays of affection do their job; then, those who hired those photographers do their job and publish the photographs. This is an outrage. So I order them to leave, then I threaten to use tear gas on their buttocks, then I make kissy faces at them, and then I reveal that I have a guitar.

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE

Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right. Fergie love em' long time. My girls support right? (Repeat)

I am similar to ammunition for which you are prepared, and, again, I am vaguely racist toward Asians.

VERSE 3

When I come to the club, step aside. Pop the seats, don’t be hatin' me in the line. V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine. I’m Fergie Ferg, give me love you long time. All my girls get down on the floor. Back to back, drop it down real low. I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho, ‘Cause you know I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!

Review my earlier observations about the discotheque, and also take a needle and make the inflatable chairs explode without disliking me whilst in the queue.

(CHORUS)

Oops!... I Did It Again -- Britney Spears

"Oops!... I Did It Again," by Britney Spears

Released: 2000

Song sentiment: I am insensitive. Sorry.

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INTRO

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, many times over.

VERSE 1

I think I did it again. I made you believe. We're more than just friends. Oh, baby. It might seem like a crush, but it doesn't mean that I'm serious. 'cause to lose all my senses... That is just so typically me. Oh, baby, baby.

My belief is that I repeated my misleading behavior that prompted you to see our relationship as more serious and romantic than I believe it is. It might appear that certain feelings between us are juvenile expressions of lust; however, don't use that to justify taking literally what I say and do. It is not out of the ordinary for me to become a deaf, blind mute who can't taste or touch.

CHORUS

Oops!... I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby; baby. Oops!... You think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above... I'm not that innocent.

Drat. This was not the first time I engaged in a fun, competitive activity with the most pivotal organ in your circulatory system and then could not find my way out of the activity. Curses. Your view is that my feelings of affection are deep and that God shipped me here, but I am not morally pure enough for that to be the case.

VERSE 2

You see, my problem is this: I'm dreaming away; wishing that heroes, they truly exist. I cry watching the days. Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways? But to lose all my senses... That is just so typically me. Baby, oh.

The personal issue with which I am grappling is that I am having thoughts while unconscious and hoping that some individuals indeed perform selfless acts for others. An NBC daytime soap opera makes me weep. Is it not self-evident that I am stupid on many levels? Again, though, it would not be unprecedented for me to become a deaf, blind mute who can't taste or touch.

(CHORUS)

SPOKEN BRIDGE

"All aboard!" "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have." "Oh, it's beautiful! But wait a minute, isn't this... ?" "Yeah, yes, it is." "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end..." "Well, baby, I went down and got it for ya." "Aw, you shouldn't have."

"Get on this train or boat." "Britney, here is the fictional diamond from the popular film Titanic; I acquired it from the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean." "You ought not to have completed that task."

SUNG BRIDGE

Oops! I did it again to your heart. Got lost in this game; oh, baby. Oops! You think that I'm sent from above... I'm not that innocent.

Drat. I repeated actions that had consequences on the organ that pumps your blood. I could not navigate my way through this enjoyable activity. Curses. You believe I fell from the sky, but I sin more than you know.

(CHORUS TWICE)