My Chick Bad -- Ludacris and Nicki Minaj

"My Chick Bad," by Ludacris featuring Nicki Minaj

Released: 2010

Song sentiment: My girlfriend violates conventional social behavior to a greater degree than your girlfriend does, and I am pleased.

Original lyrics in blue
Analyzed lyrics in black

CHORUS
My, chick bad, my chick hood; My chick do stuff that yo' chick wish she could. My, my chick bad, my chick hood; My chick do stuff that yo' chick wish she could. My, my chick bad, badder than yours. My, my chick bad, badder than yours. My, my, my chick bad, badder than yours. My, my chick bad, badder than yours.

My girlfriend misbehaves, hails from a lower-income area and performs various tasks that your girlfriend would like to perform but cannot. My girlfriend misbehaves, moreso than yours does.

VERSE 1 (Ludacris)

Listen! I'm sayin' my chick bad, my chick hood. My chick do stuff that yo' chick wish she could. My chick bad, badder than yours. My chick do stuff that I can't even put in words. Her swagga don't stop, her body won't quit, so fool pipe down; you ain't talkin' 'bout shit. My chick bad: tell me if you seen her; she always bring the racket like Venus & Serena. All white top, all white built and all white jeans, body lookin' like milk. No time for games; she's full-grown. My chick bad; tell your chick to go home!

Pay attention, please. I'm telling you that my girlfriend misbehaves, hails from a lower-income area and performs tasks that your girlfriend would like to perform but cannot. My girlfriend misbehaves moreso than yours does, and the activities in which she participates defy articulation. She consistently conveys confidence in her walk and has an attractive physique that will not give way to age-related deterioration, so you should lower your voice, because what you're saying is as meaningful as excrement. My girlfriend misbehaves; let me know if you locate her, please. She raises a fuss in the same way that professional athletes Venus and Serena Williams do on the tennis court. She wears so much white attire that she resembles bovine lactate. She is too busy to participate in competitive childlike activities and has reached her maximum adult height. My girlfriend misbehaves. Instruct your girlfriend to return to her domicile at once.

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VERSE 2 (Ludacris)

Now your girl might be sick but my girl sicker. She rides that dick and she handles her liquor. She'll knock a bitch out and fight, comin' out swingin' like Tiger Woods' wife. Yeah, she can get a lil' hasty. Chicks better cover up their chests like pasties. Couple girlfriends and they all a lil' crazy, comin' down the street like a parade, Macy's. I fill her up, balloons! Test her and guns get drawn like cartoons. Doh! But I ain't talk 'bout Homer, chick so bad the whole crew wanna bone her!

It's possible that your girlfriend is diseased, but my girlfriend has an even graver disease. She straddles my phallus while we fornicate and imbibes without behaving as if she were intoxicated. She physically assaults unpleasant women, not unlike the way in which Elin Nordegren attacked her husband, golfer Tiger Woods, after realizing he had been unfaithful in their marriage. My girlfriend makes impulsive decisions, so other women should protect their breasts. My girlfriend's friends have mental problems and storm down the street in a manner reminiscent of the way popular floats proceed through New York during the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I, in some way, complete a need in her; I'm not sure if it's a financial, emotional or sexual need, but it resembles the way in which water or air fills up a balloon. When people taunt her, she pulls out a gun, and I am not referring to one of the main characters on a popular long-running cartoon series on Fox. My girlfriend misbehaves so much that all my friends want to have sex with her.

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VERSE 3 (Nicki Minaj)

Now all these bitches wanna try and be my bestie, but I take a left and leave 'em hangin' like a testi. Trash talk to 'em, then I put 'em in a Hefty! Runnin' down the court, I'm dunkin' on them - Lisa Leslie. It's goin' down, basement, Friday the 13th, guess who's playin' Jason? Tuck yourself in, you better hold on to ya teddy, It's Nightmare on Elm Street and guess who's playin' Freddy! Chef cookin' for me. They say my shoe came crazy, the mental asylum lookin' for me. You a rookie to me, I'm in that wam bam purple Lamb', damn, bitch, been a fan.

Many unpleasant women want to be my close friend, but I avoid them, insult them and then stuff their dead bodies in a garbage bag. I also wear them out and defeat them, not unlike the way WNBA basketball star Lisa Leslie used to do during a game. A confrontation is likely to happen between us. Like the character Jason in the "Friday the 13th" series of films, I am going to scare and perhaps murder people. This might make you so nervous that you search for childlike comforts, such as a stuffed animal. Nevertheless, I am going to frighten and perhaps murder people, like the character Freddy in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" series. Food is being prepared for me by a professional. Sources say my footwear arrived with psychological problems, and the director of a facility that houses and treats the mentally ill is seeking my return. I consider you a novice, and I'm inside an impressive violet Lamorghini. You are unpleasant.

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OUTRO (Ludacris)

And when we all alone I might just tip her. She slides down da pole like a certified stripper. (Repeat)

When my girlfriend and I are in private, it's possible that I will give her cash because she performs exotic dances for me as if doing so were her full-time occupation.