OMG -- Usher featuring will.i.am

"OMG," by Usher featuring will.i.am

Released: 2010

Song sentiment: I'm so impressed by your sex appeal that I wonder whether our connection is true love; I hope you let me have sex with you in various ways.

Original lyrics in blue
Analyzed lyrics in black

INTRODUCTORY BANTER

Oh my gosh. Baby let me. I did it again, so I’m gonna let the beat drop. Oh my gosh.

Heavens to Betsy! Allow me. I repeated myself; therefore, I intend to press play on a drum machine. Good gracious!

CHORUS
Baby let me love you down. There’s so many ways to love ya. Baby I can break you down. There’s so many ways to love ya. Got me like, oh my gosh, I’m so in love, I found you finally. You make me want to say, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my gosh." You make me want to say, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."

Allow me, if you would, to have sex with you. There are myriad sexual activities in which we could engage. I am capable of either physically hacking you to pieces, lowering your guard and/or reducing you to your most basic elements. Again, there are several positions we could adopt while fornicating. Having you nearby makes me exclaim my deepest possible romantic feelings, an exciting phenomenon in light of how long I have been looking for you. Your existence motivates me to want to repeat the 15th letter of the alphabet. Goodness!

VERSE 1

I fell in love with shawty when I seen her on the dance floor. She was dancing sexy, pop, pop, popping, dropping, dropping low. Never ever has a lady hit me on the first sight. This was something special; this was just like dynamite. Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow.
Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow. Girl you know I’m loving your, loving your style
Check, check, check, check, check, checking you out like, Ooh (oooh) she got it all. Sexy from her head to the toes, and I want it all, it all, it all.

I succumbed to the deepest possible feelings of affection for a short person after I spotted her in the colorfully lit area of a discotheque where patrons customarily gyrate rhythmically to music. She was moving her body in a sexually suggestive fashion, making jerking motions with her bones and squatting so that her rear end was very close to the floor. A woman has never punched me the first time I saw her. Seeing this person was a unique experience, akin to an explosive stick of nitroglycerin. This woman has a buttocks similar to the sounds Batman makes when he beats up a villain. She also has very impressive mammaries. Now I will begin addressing her directly, instead of referring to her in third-person: Woman, I have a great deal of affection for your fashion sense and general manner of behaving; that is why I'm staring at your physical features and stuttering. You seem to have every physical aspect that arouses my interest, and there appears to be no part of your body I find undesirable.

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VERSE 2

Feel so hot for honey out of all the girls up in this club. This one got me whipped, just off one look, yep I fell in love. This one something special, this one just like dynamite, out of sight. Fell in love with honey like my, oh my. Honey looking wonderful; fly, so fly. Honey like a supermodel; my, oh my. Baby how you do that, make a grown man cry? Ooh (oooh) baby, you got it all. Sexy from her head to the toes. And I want it all, it all, it all.

The woman I've been discussing gives me a fever, moreso than any other woman who happens to be at this particular nightclub on this specific evening. After looking at her once, the woman of whom I am fond quickly began bossing me around in an emasculating way, and I could not adore her more. Again, this circumstance of our meeting was unusual and one that I cherish, like a volatile weapon that is too far away for me to see. I hope it's become clear by now that I couldn't have a higher opinion of this woman. Lord! She's exceedingly attractive and every bit as appealing as the dancers from In Living Color. She resembles a woman who gets paid handsomely and achieves worldwide fame for modeling clothes in magazines and in runway shows. Goodness! Now I will address her directly: How did you acquire power over an adult male's tear ducts? You possess every positive quality that matters to me and have sexually stimulating qualities all over body. I would care to have access to each of those body parts.

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(NONSENSE)